Facebook is Phunny!

3rd post of the day. WOW. That's the most in a long ass time.
It feels like a Wednesday....but it's only a Monday.
Anyways. I saw this group on facebook called "O.B.A.M.A. (One Big Ass Mistake, America).
I laughed a little, not gonna lie.

Anywho, I don't join groups like that on facebook just because that's not why I'm on facebook.
Though, that's not going to stop me from going on the discussion boards and reading the chitter chatter.
One particular topic caught my eye. It was called "You're all a bunch of brainless fucking morons".
This Jake character starts out the discussion by saying:

"None of you know jack shit about the U.S. government, yet you flap your gums incessantly as if you don't have the knowledge of an unread, uneducated dipshit who reads the newspaper more than once a year.

I find you so-called defenders of the constitution to be the most ridiculous. Most of you know nothing about the constitution, our founding fathers, or the supreme court.

For example, let's take the statement "Obama is a socialist." Any economist who's not batshit insane will tell you that's incorrect. A socialist would have:

1. Nationalized the banks to some degree
2. Pushed for a single-payer healthcare system (half of you have no idea what the fuck that is)

Obama has done neither, nor made any indication of intentions to do so.

Lastly, I find it hilarious that so many of you retarded fucks want to vote in candidates that will ignore your tax bracket and push for cuts and deregulation that aids the top 2% of Americans. By the way, I'm in that top 2%, as in the Bush tax cuts helped my family. I'm going to go smoke expensive weed out of my $300 vaporizer. Suck my dick."

Thank you Jake. Especially for that classy closing line.
Many people argued back and forth with Jake, and then his comments stopped. I'm assuming the reason being that he either decided he shouldn't argue because he was defeated or that he was just too fed up to deal with all those brainless morons that he speaks of.
None of the other comments really caught my eye until the last one, which was written by a girl, clearly a pothead, named Kaitlyn:

"Wow. That's all I can say at this point.
haha...
Hopefully you used your $300 vaporizer like a man (by man I mean used it to it's $300 potential) and calmed the fuck down...

Hey Jake, did you know that all human beings have dramatic tendencies? So yes, people go out on a limb and say that 'Obama is a socialist,' in order to stretch the truth to the absurd in order to be a little funny. This is what we all know and love as SATIRE. You've got you're own little drama going on when you call everyone on here a "brainless fucking moron." Touche brah.

It's too bad that you're taking someone else's opinion so god damn seriously anyways... Why do you care if people think Obama is socialist in the first place? You act like someone on this fan page is about to commit treason and kill Obama (which is, in fact, the ONLY crime defined and written in the constitution that one could commit directly to the United States)...just because we don't agree with Obama or worship him like you doesn't mean we hate the dude. I wouldn't be so fired up about this if you didn't act like an elitist douche who thinks only HE is entitled to spew his shit all over the web. YAY DOUBLE STANDARDS FUCKING ROCK. not.

Besides that, maybe you should make a logical argument that covers ALL the bases. Stop taking the easy way out and just calling us a bunch of profanities. You're degrading comments aren't going to make me change my mind. So if that's what you came here to do, then you're at a loss buddy.

Speaking for myself, I had a very open mind when Obama was elected our president. And sure it's definitely not easy to be elected when the economy is a cluster fuck and we're in what seems to be a ceaseless war.

But, I'm just not really phased. I feel like America is just stuck in a fat hole that seems to keep sinking further and further. Whenever he makes a speech, it's vague as hell. Sure he uses big impressive words, but I'd rather hear a speech that's too the point and one he can keep his word to. I'm not saying Obama's not trying, I'm sure he is. But you can't just radically CHANGE the way a country has operated for the past 230 years.

You wonder why European countries are still socialist? Because that's the only way they fucking know! If the citizens knew EXACTLY how our government was run, they'd come here in a heartbeat.

That's why America is so goddamn wonderful. We have the freedom to do whatever the fuck we want. Everyone wants to be like us, to have our wealth, to have our opportunity. Why create a health care plan similar to others'? It's going to cost an ASSLOAD of money. BUT IT WILL HELP?! Not the economy, no. Because:

1) The price tag is ridiculous
2) All the people without health care now will get govt funded hc, which creates competition for current health insurance companies. This competition will raise prices for current health insurance holders. The higher the prices, the more people will join the bandwagon of govt funded hc. This will cause H.I. companies to lose money, then those employed by the h.i.c.'s will lose jobs.

1&2 will pretty much fuck the US economy up the ass.


Regardless of political party, the american government is royally fucked. democrats suck, republicans suck. american moderates rock. I'm going to go smoke decently priced weed from my $8 pipe.

p.s. stop acting like you're a victim."

Holy shit that girl said everything didn't she? Kudos to her for everything she said minus her decently priced weed and her $8 pipe.
That made me laugh.
Just felt like sharing.
Jenni