Thursday, February 11, 2010

We Rock WHO Youuuuuuuuuuu

So I was watching Camp Rock on the Disney Channel...
and there's a part at the end that defines the words: lame, stupid, uncomfortable, fake?, whyamiwatchingthis.

This girl who, up until this particular part, you thought was named Peggy, but is actually named Margaret Dupree.
(Hold on, are you following me here?)
Alright, she grabs a guitar to sing a solo at Final Jam.

Let's not talk about the fact that I watched this movie, or rather the fact that I've seen it before.
It makes me feel like a tool to begin with.

Anywho, she walks out with her guitar.
She's strutting like it's her first steps, first of all, whcih bothers me.
Then it shows her hands. on the guitar.

Her hand that's on the neck of the guitar isn't even moving.
And the other hand is strumming what looks to be a melody that is way faster than the song.
I've seen people fake playing the guitar, but never have I seen it done so poorly.



I mean you don't have to listen to the whole song. Mute it if you don't want to. But at least watch what I'm talking about.

I've never been so irritated by watching something in my life.
Unless you count the times my brother made me watch the Darkness's "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" music video because he thought "it was such a good song."
Yes, in my head the last part of that sentence in quotes was said in an extremely mocking voice.

I don't know what's a bigger fail. (Forgive me for using 'fail'. It's the only word that can apply right now.)
The attempt for fake playing a guitar that she puts forth or the fact that I've watched Camp Rock more than once.

I'll leave you to think about that.
Get back to me.

J_E_N_N_I

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