I cannot wait for this summer. In one word, it is going to be: chill.
Barbeques, brinner parties, pool parties, and so much more. I think this summer will be one foro the books, but of course I'm getting ahead of myself.
I also cannot tell you how many posts I've started lately and just saved it as a draft. Curse my infinite thought trail that compells the few people who read this to pretend they are interested! Since I'm done with AP Stats, as I think I've said before, I'm working on getting out all the stuff I've promised.
EVERY DAMN POST.
My AP Stats went, well, it went. The 40 question multiple choice wasn't that bad, especially since I consider myself to be an exceptional guesser. However, the free response questions were brutal. I only knew 3 of the 6, which is half for those of you who don't feel like doing the math. Then I went on to guessing at one of them, giving up on the rest and writing a letter to the AP reader.
This is roughly what I wrote:
"Dear Mr. AP Reader Guy,
It is with great regret to inform you that I will not be answering questions 3 or 4. You see, I refuse to believe that there are plausible answers for these problems. I have been sitting her for a good 20 minutes glaring at my pencil for not writing anything that my calculator is trying to tell me, which as of now says '76934235289572984652398572052734' (which is probably because I banged my head on my calculator a number of times. How I got all numbers is just incredible to me.) Anyways, this is not me surrendering or giving up. This is merely me stopping before I rip all my hair out. (please turn the page to continue). I don't want you to think I'm a quitter. It's not like I really need this test for college anyways. I'm not majoring in anything where mathematics apply. I'm majoring in art. I sincerely hope that your endeavor of reading the rest of these AP Stats free response tests is more successful than my test was. I also hope that this was significantly more interesting than reading 'This is Sparta' randomly coined in somewhere. I'm far more creative than that. I bid you farewell.
Sincerely,
Jenni Perdzock"
After that, I drew a pirate with an eye patch and peg leg saying 'ONWARD!'. I then drew an arrow that said, "Some of my artwork. As you can see I'm quite talented."
Then I drew a ninja with a throwing star trying to kill the pirate.
I was going to draw a dinosaur, but I wasn't setting out to impress.
I know you're probably thinking that I'm a complete dumbass for doing that, but you have no idea how much I DIDN'T know the answers.
I don't even remember learning it.
And that's not because I slept in class nearly everyday, and almost never did my homework.
I did that for over half my other classes, as well as AP Psych, and look how that turned out.
5 on the AP test, and as I recall I didn't answer everything on that one either.
I'm an anomaly.
My mom is kicking me off now.
GAH.
It's kay.
Later days.
Jenni.
P.S. I change my profile picture A LOT.
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